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Stressed Stacy

January 12, 2008 01:15 by Jon

Dear Smackinthecrack,

My boyfriend keeps wanting me to have oral sex with him every day. I don’t enjoy it, I sometimes just want to die, I cry when I am alone, I don’t like how it tastes or feels, I have bad knees, I stress so much about this and he keeps on begging. What can I do?

Stressed Stacy 

 

Dear Stressed Stacy,

I, I, I… Its not all about you. Suck it up. Literally.

Always here for you

Smackinthecrack

Want to ask me something?  askmycrack@smackinthecrack.com 

I am not a qualified counsilor, there is no "client/counsilor confidentiality."

Your problems will be shared with the world.


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