Dear Smackinthecrack,

   School is gay. I can’t pass any of my classes. I feel like I have no where to go and I might get all my stuff taken away by my parents can you shed some light on this subject.

Angerly,

School Problem P.S. please respond =)

Dear School Problem,

     Are you a man or woman? It really does affect the answer. Call me a freak but if you are a chick and you went to an all gay school, to be honest that is kinda hot.  However if you are a dude. That sucks hard, like a fag in a dick tree.

     Anyway, I’m wasting time. What to do… hmmm, one of two things. One, stay in school, kiss just enough ass to pass and keep some of your shit. Two, you could drop out, stay at home, let them take it all and resort to a life of crime (you any good with locks? )

P.S.  3 out of 20 drop-outs in this country go on to strike it rich in music, sports, television or of course prostitution.   But I've heard that 37.5% of all statistics are made up...  

Let me know how it goes,

Smackinthecrack

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