Dear Smackinthecrack,

Just a couple questions. How come retarded people aren’t ever good looking? How come they don’t talk normal either? How come most of them even walk funny? And have you ever tried to help them? Most of them are so sensitive they yell or try and slap the shit out of you just for helping them. Anyway, just wondering if you could shed some light on this for me.

Signed,

BJ

Dear BJ,

You have great questions. I love where your heads at on this one. I can see that you put a lot of thought and effort into you questions. The answer really is pretty simple though. God is evil and he need a good laugh sometimes. So in his people making factory he occasionally decides to screw one of them up. So instead of just making someone ugly (while that is funny, its not real funny) he also makes them cross-eyed, short, fat, makes it so they talk funny he even gives them urges to sing and dance sometimes. Why?!? Cause its freakin' funny. This all reminds me of a joke.

Joke : What did the one armed, no legs, deaf, blind kid get for his birthday?

Answer: Cancer

Thanks for the questions,

Smackinthecrack

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