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DO KIDS HAVE TASTE-BUDS?

January 1, 2008 00:21 by Jon

     Think about it.  You have seen kids eat some weird things.  It doesn't seem to bother them.  Some of the little snots even seem to enjoy it.  Picking up that dried piece of cat turd out of the litter box (sometimes they even smell it first, I mean why?)  then without hestitation or regret they begin to suckle it like it was the last piece of tootsie roll and they were the lucky little snot to get it.   By the time you catch them they have that "just ate a box of oreo's" look in their teeth, and a big ol' grin that leaves you to believe that they are enjoying it.   There is know way that the taste buds have even started to bloom.  

     Now here's where it gets confusing...    When you go to feed them food.  I mean like actual, gonna make you grow big and strong food.  They turn there head, or actually say, "ewe, I don't like that."  ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME?!?  You just ate a tootsie turd and you are turning down applesauce!   

     Anyway, I'm not a doctor.  Anyone know when or if kids have taste-buds?  

 


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January 1. 2008 21:30

Kim

My kid eats the dog food like its a bag of skittles. I guess its not so bad. His hair is real shiny and he is getting a lot of nutrients.

kim

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January 8. 2008 13:08

gramalama

this is the funniest shit i've ever heard and it's true as hell!

gramalama

January 14. 2008 00:25

Milander

Kids have not developed the aversion that adults or teens have to things like poo and wee. Picking up cat sick makes me want to vomit (sometimes I do), my wife who worked in a nursing home for elderly people (many with dementia and altzimers) has no problem dealinf with sick and other gross semi-liquids... why? She dealt with it for 6 years and her aversion is gone.

Kids have not yet developed that 'aversion' to stuff so do not have the mental disgust that we have towards that kind of thing.

PS this is a great time to have your kids learn to empty the cat litter or pick up soggy bread and other leftovers ground into the carpet as it does not disgust them as much as it does us, just make sure to detox their hands after lol

Milander

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