Q. Why did God give men penises ?
A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick ?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
Q. How is a woman like a laxative ?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
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