Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ?
A. Its Braille for "suck here".
Q. Why do men die before their wives ?
A. They want to.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women ?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ?
A. Lipstick.
Q. Why do women have tits ?
A. So men will talk to them.
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ?
A. You come in one and go in the other.
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