10. Sleeping more than usual during National Security briefings.
        9. Instead of appointing John Bolton U.N. Ambassador, appointed
           Michael Bolton.
        8. Replaced Labor Secretary Elaine Cho with a frozen Daiquiri
           machine.
        7. Can barely muster the concentration to ignore intelligence
           memos.
        6. Will only make decisions during Home Shopping Network
           commercial breaks.
        5. It's been almost three weeks since his last vacation.
        4. Ordered the terror alert raised to SPF 45.
        3. So exhausted he asked Rafael Palmeiro to inject caffeine in
           his ass.
        2. Doesn't even have the energy to invade Laura.
        1. He's drinking more than the twins

Late Show With David Letterman, 8/1/05