The President and his wife are in the front row at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents.
 
  One of the Secret Service Agent leans over and whispers something into the President's ear.
 
  As soon as he finishes, Mr. President grabs his wife by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet to the top of the dugout, kicking and screaming obscenities.
 
  The Secret Service agent leans over again and whispers, "Mr. President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"