Smack in the Crack
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I can't even read it, let alone say it 5 times fast!

January 9, 2008 11:48 by Jon

Tongue Twisters... 

 *Six Slick Shieks, Shipped Six Sick Sheep.

*Shelly Shot Sherry The City Sherriff.

*Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

*Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

(Thanks Grama-lama!!)




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Swan

November 7, 2007 11:09 by Jon

Swan swam over the sea,
swim,swan,swim.
swan swam back again,
well swum swan.



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Feelings

November 7, 2007 11:08 by Jon

I feel a funny feel,
A funny feel I feel,
If you feel the feel I feel,
I feel the feel you feel.

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Tiny Tadpoles

November 7, 2007 11:07 by Jon

Twenty two tiny tadpoles tied ten tan neckties tightly to twenty
tall trees twenty years ago this Tuesday at twelve twenty two,
Timex time!

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