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Redneck Logic

April 13, 2009 12:48 by Jon
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One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!  Don't worry Bubba, Earl said. We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat. What fer? asked Bubba. Just let me do the talkin', okay? said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, Have you boys been drinking? No sir, said Earl, we're on the patch.


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RED NECK JUSTICE

October 12, 2008 11:29 by Jon
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Redneck Winde Chime's

January 26, 2008 22:28 by Jon
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My Girl

December 9, 2007 12:41 by Jon
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Ba Ba Black Sheep

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."



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Ventriloquist

December 9, 2007 12:39 by Jon
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A Redneck Retaliation

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"

The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.

The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!





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