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Chicken Coup

November 17, 2007 10:54 by Jon
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Why do chicken coups only have two doors?

 

Because if they had four, they'd be a chicken sedan.



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Re-Pete

November 7, 2007 10:34 by Jon
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Pete and Re-Pete went out on a boat.  Pete fell off...

Who's left?



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Seeing eye dog

November 7, 2007 06:06 by Jon
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."



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Only you can save him

November 7, 2007 06:05 by Jon
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How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

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PLEASE!

November 7, 2007 06:02 by Jon
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What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.

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