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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

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Only you can save him

November 7, 2007 06:05 by Jon

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

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PLEASE!

November 7, 2007 06:02 by Jon

What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.

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Counsilor changes light bulb

November 7, 2007 06:01 by Jon

How many counsilors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but that light bulb really has to want to change.

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Man Changes light bulb

November 7, 2007 05:59 by Jon

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A.One - men will screw anything.
B.One - men will screw up anything.
C.Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it

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Why God created man

November 7, 2007 05:56 by Jon

Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

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Porcuine and Corvettes

November 7, 2007 05:55 by Jon

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Penis Names

November 7, 2007 05:54 by Jon

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

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