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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb

November 10, 2007 11:53 by Jon

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 Two, but I don't know how they got in there.



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Personal injury attorneys

November 10, 2007 10:28 by Jon

 :  How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

Three--one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.

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Counsilor changes light bulb

November 7, 2007 06:01 by Jon

How many counsilors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but that light bulb really has to want to change.



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Man Changes light bulb

November 7, 2007 05:59 by Jon

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A.One - men will screw anything.
B.One - men will screw up anything.
C.Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it

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