Smack in the Crack
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Chicken Coup

November 17, 2007 10:54 by Jon

Why do chicken coups only have two doors?

 

Because if they had four, they'd be a chicken sedan.



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Snowman joke

November 7, 2007 05:42 by Jon

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

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Fish with no eyes

November 7, 2007 05:40 by Jon

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh


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Clown eating

November 7, 2007 05:39 by Jon

Why don't aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.


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Chop beef and Pea soup

November 7, 2007 05:37 by Jon

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!


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