After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."

"Is that so?" snorted Bud. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."

"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."

"What are you studying?" asked Bud.

The lad smiled and said, "Applied psychology."

Several colleges have started a pilot program that uses a simple group experiment with Legos as a replacement for the standard admissions test. The group must recreate a model of a robot in the next room, with only one team member allowed to view the robot at any one time.

Since different schools have different admissions requirements, the test has been generalized to meet the requirements of various schools:

ENGINEERING COLLEGE:   Build a real, working robot out of Legos.

LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE:   Pick your favorite color of Lego block.

CULINARY COLLEGE:   Bake an Eggo that no one would want to Lego.

COMMUNITY COLLEGE:   Ring this box of Legos up on a cash register.

FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY:   Steal as many Legos as possible.