Re-Pete

November 7, 2007 10:34 by Jon

Pete and Re-Pete went out on a boat. Pete fell off...

Who's left?

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Elephant Joke

November 7, 2007 05:45 by Jon

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

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November 7, 2007 05:42 by Jon

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

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November 7, 2007 05:40 by Jon

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

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November 7, 2007 05:39 by Jon

Why don't aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

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November 7, 2007 05:37 by Jon

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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