There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'll have a burger and fries"

The lady at the desk says "Sorry madam, this is a library!"

The blonde replies "I know, I'll have a burger and fries please"

The lady at the counter says "No, i dont think you understand, this is a library!"

The blonde says "Oh, sorry" and whispers, "I'll have a burger and fries"!

Two blondes decide they want to go to Disney land, they come to a fork in the road and see a sign that says Disney land Left.  So they turned around and went back home.

 How do you know when a blonde is haveing a bad day?

When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!

A blonde was driving in her new BMW, when suddenly she took a turn on a red light, and smashed into a Ferrari convertible. The Ferrari is totalled, yet the blonde's car is left without a scratch. The Ferrari's driver steps out with a crowbar in his hands. He yells at the blonde, draws a circle with chalk on the sidewalk, and tells her that if she moves one inch out of the circle, he's going to pound her. The man then turns around and starts to smash the car doors. He hears a giggle behind him, he turns around and yells at her to stop laughing. He then smashes the windshield and ignores the giggling behind him. The car is finally totalled, and the blonde is on the ground laughing her head off.

"WHAT IS SO FUNNY?" He asked her.

"While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"